Owlowiscious: Spike: Twilight Sparkle: Headed by General Firefly, an elite team of aerial performers were chosen to help celebrate this auspicious occasion. On the anniversary of the first Celestial year of peace, a celebration was held. Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle: But after Luna's banishment, the Protective Pony Platoons were formed. Prior to the great Celestia/Luna rift, there was no need for the Earth, Unicorn, Pegasi, or E.U.P., Guard. Rainbow Dash: Can't we just watch the history of the Wonderbolts movie?! Twilight Sparkle: No! Now, just get comfortable, and experience the magic of learning. Rainbow Dash: Recess? Twilight Sparkle: No. Hey, I am not that tall! Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle: Okay, Rainbow, clearly reading and highlighting is not your style of studying, so let's move on to the tried and true: History lecture! Yes, Rainbow? Rainbow Dash: Is it snack time? Twilight Sparkle: No. Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Hm, by highlighting everything, you don't really separate the wheat from the chaff. Let's see what you've got so far! Rainbow Dash: Um. It allows the student to hone in and boil down on what's really important, separating the good from the bad, the wheat from the chaff, getting to the crux of things. Reading and highlighting is the foundation of any good study method. Twilight Sparkle: First up, reading and highlighting. Rainbow Dash: Okay, but how am I supposed to get what's in there into here? Twilight Sparkle: With my handy-dandy study checklist, of course! Rainbow Dash: Of course. Rainbow Dash: Wha– huh? Twilight Sparkle: This is the most complete- Rainbow Dash: And ginormous! Twilight Sparkle: -book on the history of the Wonderbolts. Twilight Sparkle: Fine, I may tend to take my tests a little seriously, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be studying for yours! Oooh! And I know just the pony who can help you: me! This is gonna be so much fun! Rainbow Dash: Sure. Twilight Sparkle: I do not get "all freaked out" about tests! Rainbow Dash: Uh, seriously? Your freakouts are so epic, you sing whole freakout arias about freaking out. It's a test! A test that will determine if you can join the newly-formed Wonderbolts Reserves, and being part of the Wonderbolts Reserves means you'll have the opportunity to live your dream as a Wonderbolt! This is the most important test of your life! Rainbow Dash: Twilight, not everypony gets all freaked out about tests like you. Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, the Wonderbolts history test. Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you heard me "muttering", then you must know what I was "muttering" about. Twilight Sparkle: Wha? But- Rainbow Dash: I saw you giving me the stink-eye from the ground and heard you flying towards me and muttering from a mile away. Twilight Sparkle: The magical properties of this spell will only have lasting effects if you focus on- Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Twilight Sparkle: No! Rainbow Dash! How in Equestria does that pony expect to pass her history of the Wonderbolts exam tomorrow if she's wasting time flying?! I'm just gonna fly right up to her and tell her what I think about her lackadaisical approach to studying! Won't she be surprised! Rainbow Dash: Surprise! Twilight Sparkle: What? Huh? How did you- Rainbow Dash: Puh-lease, Twilight.
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